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If you like dull boring people you'll just love Melvin
Doo, he's a weirdo, an obnoctious little weeiner, who totally rock! we would like to thank all that have help make this web
site possible,
John Smithy for the use of his e-mail
Eric The half a bee
And
Pc Bobby from the land of fun pony dreams.
And of course the one and only
King Belthazar Wodrick Rothchild the Ferret
AMEN
I'll mainly use this site to premote Melvin's life
story and how he faced the struggle of his hard childhood and how he managed to become this unfamously popular.
As a child Melvin was a girl and had a beard at
the age of 3. His family thought this o'so depressing and had to put him in care. Where unfortunatley for all us Melvin lover's
he was suffocated and died for approx. 3.12 seconds and came back to this life as a obnoxious weiner and was a male this time.
Sadly on the 2nd September 1987 Melvin murdered all
of his family includeing the family pet Boris the snail. so at the young age of 204 had no one. but then the following year
he be-friended Gay George a Dolphin Enthusiast. At the moment Melvin is Married to Gay George, they have 6 Whale all
called Hilda, 3 Snails, 4 Ferrets, and an Ostrich called Camilla, they live in Cheshire with a demented German priest called
Fred.
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